Alright, Let's Yeet Some Rocks! (The *Bestial Sling* Lowdown)
So, you've got the Bestial Sling. Good for you! You probably think it's…underwhelming. I get it. Rocks aren't exactly the most glamorous projectiles.
But hear me out. Bestial Sling has secret powers. You just need to know how to unleash them. Prepare for some controversial opinions.
Step 1: Embrace the Unga Bunga
Forget fancy spells. Forget complicated builds. Bestial Sling is all about primal aggression. Channel your inner caveman.
Find a comfortable rock-throwing stance. Maybe grunt a little? It helps.
Step 2: Spam It. Just Spam It.
Yeah, that's right. Just keep throwing rocks. Some folks call it "inelegant". I call it "effective".
Especially against those pesky little imps. Or anything that moves fast. Small, annoying enemies? Bestial Sling them to oblivion.
Step 3: The *Rock* Solid Strategy (See What I Did There?)
Bestial Sling's speed is your friend. It interrupts enemy attacks. They think they're gonna swing that big sword? Nope. Rock to the face!
Learn to time it right. It’s all about anticipation. Become one with the tiny rocks.
Step 4: The *Low FP* Life
Tired of chugging blue flasks? Bestial Sling is the answer. It’s cheap as chips. You can literally throw rocks all day.
Your FP bar will thank you. Your enemies will…not.
Step 5: *Poise*? We Don't Need *Poise*!
Okay, maybe you need a *little* bit of *poise*. But not much! With fast rock throwing, you get to attack so fast that the enemy will have barely any room to *poise* break.
Bestial Sling is so quick. You can often get away with flinging rocks even when you're not a super tank. Throw, dodge, repeat.
Step 6: The "Git Gud" (But, Like, Casually)
Nobody wants to hear it, but practice makes perfect. Learn the range. Get used to the timing. You might actually surprise yourself.
Plus, it's kinda fun! Lobbing rocks at giant monsters? Who wouldn't enjoy that? It's very cathartic.
Step 7: The Unexpected Buff
This is my unpopular opinion. Bestial Sling is great on horseback. The movement plus the quick cast time? It's surprisingly effective.
Try it! You might just become a rock-throwing equestrian legend. Or just fall off your horse. Either way, it's an experience.
Step 8: Combine It!
Don't rely on rocks only. The spell is not meant to be your main source of damage after all! Bestial Sling is a tool!
Use it to create openings, disrupt enemy attacks, and exploit their weaknesses.
Step 9: Embrace the Meme
Look, Bestial Sling might not be the most powerful spell. But it's definitely one of the funniest. Embrace the meme potential.
Rock your enemies into oblivion. Then laugh maniacally. You've earned it.
Final Thoughts
So, there you have it. My completely unbiased guide to mastering Bestial Sling. Is it the best spell in the game? Probably not.
Is it incredibly satisfying to fling rocks at giant bosses? Absolutely. Now go forth and fling!
