Okay, let's be real. We've all been there. Staring blankly at that Ayatan Sculpture. Feeling utterly defeated by the tiny, star-shaped hole.
It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole... except the peg is a star, and the hole is, well, also kind of star-shaped but somehow different? Confusing, right?
The Struggle is Real
First, you spin the sculpture. You spin the star. You spin *yourself*. Is there a secret dance? A sacred chant? Maybe a blood sacrifice to the RNG gods?
You squint. You sigh. You question all your life choices that have led you to this pivotal moment: the Ayatan Star insertion.
Then comes the gentle push. The firm shove. The desperate click-spamming that accomplishes absolutely nothing. Are you even getting warmer?
Unpopular Opinion Time!
I'm just going to say it: Is there a secret trick? Does the universe want me to fail? Because I am definitely starting to feel like the Warframe version of Mr. Bean.
I've seen those fancy guides. "Rotate the star 37.5 degrees counter-clockwise!" Yeah, right. Like I have a protractor built into my eyeball.
And another thing: Why can't we just *glue* them in? Seriously. A little space-epoxy would solve all our problems.
Maybe I'm alone in this struggle. Maybe everyone else is just casually popping in Ayatan Stars like it's nothing. But I suspect not.
The Triumph (Sometimes)
But then, a miracle! A tiny *click*. A satisfying *snap*. The star is in! You've conquered the void! Bask in the glory! Finally, the end is nigh.
You stare at your masterpiece. It looks... exactly the same. Except now it's worth more endo. Score!
And let's be honest, that sweet, sweet endo is the only reason we put ourselves through this torture. But still, we love the suffering of this space ninja game!
You repeat the process for the other stars. Because of course there are more stars. And, of course, they're all slightly different shapes and sizes. Fantastic.
But, this time, we remember the pain, so we know that the ultimate prize, the Endo, is worth all the blood, sweat, and digital tears.
The Final Verdict
So, to all my fellow Ayatan Sculpture strugglers out there, know that you are not alone.
We're all in this together. One frustrating star at a time.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some statues to de-star. Wish me luck... I'll need it.
And remember: Never give up! Maybe one day they'll add space-epoxy to the game. A Tenno can dream, right?
Till the day comes, we will be in the game. We will struggle with stars. We will succeed! We are Tenno.