Want to Recreate Paddy "The Baddy" Pimblett in UFC 4? Buckle up!
Let's be honest, everyone wants Paddy on their roster. He's got the swagger and the questionable hairline (we'll get to that!). Forget actually being good at the game, we need aesthetics!
Step 1: Face Value (Literally)
Okay, so the UFC 4 create-a-fighter isn't exactly a sculpting masterpiece. Aim for "cheeky scouser." Maybe slightly chubby? You know, the guy who enjoys a post-fight burger.
Don't overthink it! We're going for vibes, not photorealistic perfection.
Step 2: The Hair (Or Lack Thereof)
This is where it gets tricky. Paddy's hair is... a journey. Think early 2000s boy band member meets a receding tide.
Find the closest thing to a textured fade or maybe a faux hawk gone wrong. Max out the hairline recession slider. Embrace the chaos!
Step 3: Tattoos: More is More!
Paddy is a walking, talking art gallery. Arms, chest, back... cover everything!
Go for dragons, lions, maybe a questionable tribal design. Remember, authenticity is key (sort of). Fill 'em up!
Step 4: The Walkout
Gotta nail that walkout swagger. Think confident but slightly goofy.
Pick the one where your fighter points and flexes a bit. Extra points for any dance moves resembling a drunk uncle at a wedding.
Step 5: The Stats (Because You Gotta Fight, Right?)
Okay, here's my controversial opinion: don't make him overpowered. Give him decent striking and grappling. Not world-beating, but solid.
Boost his stamina, though. Paddy seems to have endless energy.
And maybe give him a slight boost to his chin. He needs to be able to take a shot and keep on smiling.
Step 6: The Fight Kit
Green and gold, baby! Represent Liverpool. Slap that union jack on there somewhere.
Make it loud, make it proud. Channel that inner scouser.
Step 7: The Moves
Teach him a spinning backfist. Paddy seems to like those.
Also, load him up with some decent ground and pound moves. Those are useful too.
Seriously practice ground and pound!
Step 8: Embrace the Cheese
When you win (or lose), talk some smack! Be cocky, be confident, be entertaining. That's the Paddy way.
Taunt your opponents, point at the camera, celebrate like you just won the lottery. Just embrace it!
Unpopular Opinion Time
Okay, here it is: your Paddy Pimblett doesn't have to be a perfect replica. It's about the spirit, the energy, the sheer audacity of it all.
Have fun with it! If your Paddy has a slightly wonky face or an extra tattoo, who cares? As long as he's entertaining to watch, you've nailed it. Don't stress so much on being a perfect copy. Just have fun and make a fighter you like!
Remember: we're aiming for chaotic good, not uncanny valley. Paddy "The Baddy" Pimblett is all about personality, so inject as much of that into your UFC 4 creation as possible!
