So, you're diving into the Lands Between, huh? Great choice! But before you go slaying dragons and collecting runes, you gotta face the real final boss: Elden Ring's character creation screen.
Don't worry, it's not as scary as Malenia. In fact, it can be surprisingly fun. Let’s craft a Tarnished that would make even the Two Fingers proud.
The Foundation: Choosing Your Class
Forget min-maxing for a second. Pick whatever sounds coolest! A Vagabond who’s seen some things? A noble Astrologer who likes staring at stars?
Your starting class is just that: a start. You can build your character however you like later. It is just an origin story.
The Face: Embrace the Absurd
Here's where things get interesting. The character creation offers sliders for every conceivable facial feature. And trust me, you can get *weird*.
Want a Tarnished with a nose the size of a small dog? Go for it! Craving cheekbones that could cut glass? Knock yourself out!
Don't be afraid to experiment. You might accidentally create a masterpiece. Or, at the very least, a character that’ll give your friends a good laugh.
Pro-Tip: The Power of Presets
Feeling overwhelmed? The presets are your friend. They're like a shortcut to having a decent-looking base to work from. They are there to help you.
Tweak a few things, and boom! You have a character that looks like they could actually belong in the world.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow: The Importance of Style
Hair can make or break a look. A wild, flowing mane screams adventure, while a clean-cut style suggests someone who actually brushes their hair in the apocalypse.
There's even a glorious bald option. Perfect for those who want to strike fear into the hearts of their enemies through intimidation.
Color Me Impressed: Skin Tone and Features
Don't underestimate the power of color! A vibrant skin tone can really make your character pop. Try going for something unnatural.
Maybe green? Purple? Go all out! Throw on some striking eye color too, make your Tarnished stands out among others.
Don't Be Afraid to Fail (Horribly)
Here's the secret ingredient to a truly memorable character: embrace the ugly! Some of the most hilarious and beloved Tarnished are the result of accidental slider mishaps.
If you end up with a character that looks like they've been stung by a thousand bees, don't despair. Rock it! Own that beautiful monstrosity!
After all, this is a game where you fight demigods with giant swords. A slightly unconventional face is hardly the strangest thing you'll encounter.
Ultimately, creating your character is about having fun. There's no right or wrong answer. Make a character that makes you smile. Or a character that makes you shriek with laughter.
The Lands Between are waiting, and they're ready to be explored by whatever creation you unleash upon them. So get out there, Tarnished, and make a statement! A weird, wonderful, and utterly unique statement.
Who knows? You might just create the next legend. Or at least, the next great Elden Ring meme.
