How To Install Coreluxe Vinyl Plank Flooring

So, you're thinking about tackling Coreluxe vinyl plank flooring? Brave soul! You've probably seen the ads. They make it look easier than ordering pizza. Well, pizza is definitely easier. Just putting that out there.

The Great Flooring Adventure Begins

First, clear the room. All of it. I mean everything. Your furniture? Gone. Your kids? Gone. Even your dust bunnies need a vacation.

Next, you need your tools. A measuring tape is crucial. A utility knife? Absolutely. And a tapping block? Don't even think about skipping that. You'll also need a pencil.

Preparation is Key (Supposedly)

Let's talk about acclimation. The box says to let the planks sit for 48 hours. Unopened. In the room. I, personally, have thrown them in the room the day before. And lived to tell the tale. (Don't tell Coreluxe!).

Now, inspect your subfloor. Is it level? Probably not. Is it clean? Maybe. Fix what you can. Ignore the rest. Remember, it's just a floor!

Laying Down the Law... Er, Planks

Starting the first row is always the scariest. Make sure it's straight. Use a spacer. Pray. Whatever gets you through.

Clicking the planks together is... an experience. Sometimes they snap right in. Other times, you'll need a rubber mallet and a whole lot of encouragement.

Cutting planks? This is where the utility knife shines. Score it a few times. Snap it like a twig. Boom! (Or maybe "thud." Depends on your technique).

"A little caulk makes a carpenter what he ain't." - My Unpopular Flooring Opinion

Gaps happen. Don't panic. Caulk exists. Embrace it. Caulk is your friend. It's the unsung hero of DIY flooring.

Obstacles? More Like Opportunities!

Dealing with doorways? Tricky. Undercut the trim with a jamb saw. This makes the flooring slide neatly underneath. (Or, you know, close enough).

Toilets? Fun! Use a template. Cut carefully. Caulk generously. No one will ever know. (Unless they're inspecting your toilet flange).

Radiator pipes? Similar strategy. Template. Cut. Caulk. Repeat after me: "Caulk is my friend."

The Final Stretch (and the Sweaty Sigh of Relief)

As you get to the last row, things get interesting. Narrow cuts. Awkward angles. You're basically playing flooring Tetris at this point.

The tapping block becomes your best friend. Tap gently. Tap persuasively. Tap like your sanity depends on it.

Finally, you're done! Except for the trim. And the cleanup. And the existential crisis of whether or not you actually did a good job.

Admire Your Handiwork (or Lack Thereof)

Step back. Take a look. It's a floor! You installed it! Pat yourself on the back. Order pizza. You deserve it.

Now, if anyone asks, tell them it was a breeze. A total walk in the park. Anyone could do it! (Except maybe you, again. Just kidding... mostly).

Just remember, installing Coreluxe vinyl plank flooring is a journey. A sweaty, frustrating, sometimes rewarding journey. But hey, at least you saved some money, right? And you have a new floor! Sort of.