Okay, let's be real. You're here for one thing: Nipulon's Lounge. Forget saving the planet. Forget G3. You wanna chill with some talking guns and maybe, just maybe, find a discount on space drugs.
I get it. And honestly, I think you're right. Everything else is just filler. Nipulon's is where the real party's at.
First Things First: Krubis, Baby!
This is where some people get tripped up. They wander around the slums forever. Don't be that person!
You NEED to beat Krubis. He's that creepy clown with the electric whips. Think Pennywise, but with a worse fashion sense.
Once Krubis is toast, your gun Kenny unlocks a new ability. Finally! Freedom!!
Grappling is Key: Embrace the Kenny Swing!
Remember that new ability I mentioned? It's grappling. Yes, like Spider-Man, but less cool and more… phallic.
Find those glowing grapple points scattered around the slums. It is so satisfying! Kenny will latch on and swing you across the gaps.
This is how you are going to traverse! Just keep an eye out for the blue grapple points, they are your best friends!
Navigating the Slums: Look Up, Up, and Away!
The slums are a maze. A dirty, alien maze. But don't despair!
The trick? Look UP! Nipulon's Lounge isn't on street level. It's floating high above the chaos, like a beacon of slightly questionable entertainment.
Use those grapple points to swing upwards. Think of it like an aerial obstacle course. Only instead of spandex, you're rocking some seriously questionable alien attire.
The Unpopular Opinion: Parkour is Your Friend
Okay, I'm gonna say it. High on Life's platforming isn't… great. But it's necessary.
Learn to jump, double jump, and dash effectively. Combine this with the grapple swing.
Sometimes, the game expects you to be a parkour god. Just accept it and embrace the jankiness. You might even have fun.
Final Stretch: The Purple Portal Awaits
After a bunch of swinging, jumping, and maybe a little bit of screaming, you'll see it. A shimmering, purple portal. Like a doorway to a better, slightly more depraved place.
This portal is the entrance to Nipulon's Lounge. Step on through and prepare for… well, you'll see.
Just remember to tip your bartender. And maybe don't accept drinks from anyone who looks like they haven't slept in a century.
Congratulations! You Made It! (Now What?)
You are finally here! Now, what to do?
Explore! Talk to everyone! Bet on the Squanchy fights. But most importantly, remember the main quest. You’re still bounty hunting!
So enjoy the lounge, but don’t get too lost in the sauce. You got aliens to kill! Have Fun!