Okay, let's be honest. We've all stared at that Short Fuse badge in Slap Battles. It mocks us, doesn't it? It just hangs there like a digital carrot on a stick.
The "Totally Not Obvious" Method
First, you need the Detonator glove. Shocking, I know! Who would have guessed? This is, like, the *least* surprising step ever.
Next, you gotta find someone. Find a willing friend or a very, VERY patient stranger. Good luck with the stranger part.
Now, here’s where the “fun” begins. Slap them with Detonator. Repeatedly. Until your fingers cramp.
Make sure the bomb timer is JUST right. You need them to get blown up! Not too soon, not too late. Precise timing is key.
Congratulations! Maybe. If everything aligned, the badge is yours. If not, back to square one. Try not to rage.
The "Slightly Less Painful" Route (Maybe)
Alright, unpopular opinion time. Finding a *totally* clueless player is your best bet. Seriously.
Someone who doesn't know how to move? A newbie who just spawned? Perfect!
Attach the bomb. Then gently, *GENTLY*, nudge them towards other players. They become a walking, ticking time bomb of chaos.
It's morally questionable? Perhaps. Effective? Usually. Do I feel bad? A little.
Things That Absolutely Won't Work (Probably)
Standing perfectly still and hoping for the best? Nope. Wishful thinking doesn’t get you badges. Only existential dread.
Trying to blow yourself up with the Detonator? Also no. Slap Battles isn’t that poetic.
Begging nicely? Please. This is a slapping game. Kindness gets you nowhere.
Unpopular Opinion: The Badge Isn't *That* Cool
Okay, I said it. The Short Fuse badge? Overrated. Fight me in the comments.
Seriously, after all that effort, you get…a badge. It doesn't even grant you superpowers!
There are way cooler badges out there. Badges that actually *do* something.
But... If You *Really* Want It...
Fine, fine. If you *insist* on getting the Short Fuse badge, I can’t stop you. I just wanted to give an honest opinion.
Remember persistence is key. And maybe a little bit of ruthlessness. It's all part of the game, right?
Just don't blame me when you realize it wasn't worth it. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor. In *Slap Battles*.
Seriously though, go for the God's Hand. It's way cooler and more useful.
