So, you wanna be king, huh? Emperor? Supreme Overlord of Butter? We've all been there. Bannerlord calls to that inner despot. Let's face it, being a vassal is for chumps.
Step 1: Get Rich (or Die Trying)
Money makes the world go 'round. And by world, I mean Calradia. Forget honor, forget chivalry. We're talking cold, hard denars.
Tournaments are your friend. Bet on yourself, obviously. If you're losing? Accidentally "bump" into the opponent. Totally works, I swear.
Trade. Buy low, sell high. Basic economics, folks. Also, maybe consider some… *ahem*… creative accounting. No one needs to know about that missing caravan.
Step 2: Build an Army (of Loyal… Sort Of)
An empty throne room is just a dusty room. You need an army to fill it… and defend it. Recruit from villages, but be picky.
Seriously, who wants a bunch of looters as their personal guard? Train 'em up! You need hardened warriors, ready to die (for you, naturally).
Companions are key. Find the right mix of skills. And for the love of all that is holy, equip them properly. No one respects a lord with a rusty sword.
Step 3: Find a Town (to Steal… I Mean, Inherit)
Now, here's the fun part. You need a castle, or a town. Preferably one that's conveniently undefended.
My "unpopular" opinion? Pick one on the edge of the map. Less chance of annoying your former overlords. They'll be busy fighting someone else.
Declare independence! It sounds dramatic, doesn't it? Prepare for war. This is where all that money and army building pays off.
Step 4: Embrace the Chaos (Because It's Coming)
So, you're a king now! Congrats! Time to make some new friends... and a whole lot of enemies.
Expect to be constantly at war. Everyone will want a piece of your new kingdom. Diplomacy? What's that?
Marriage is a political tool. Find a wife (or husband) with powerful connections. Or, you know, really good smithing skills.
Step 5: Survive (Somehow)
This is the hardest part. Kings get assassinated. Kingdoms crumble. Bannerlord is a harsh mistress.
Keep your troops loyal. Pay them regularly! Starving soldiers are mutinous soldiers. Also, maybe invest in some heavy armor. Just in case.
Never trust anyone. Seriously. Even your own family. They're all plotting against you. Probably.
Ultimately, creating a kingdom is about luck, skill, and a healthy dose of ruthlessness. Enjoy the ride! And try not to lose your head… literally.
Good luck ruling Calradia! You'll need it.
