Okay, folks, let’s talk laundry. Specifically, Maytag washers. And, even *more* specifically, that sneaky little drain that causes…problems.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: "Cleaning the drain? Sounds awful!" And honestly? You're not wrong. It's not exactly a spa day.
The Great Drain Expedition
First, you gotta find the access panel. It's usually hiding in the front. Sometimes it's in the back. It's like a washing machine scavenger hunt!
Then comes the fun part: unscrewing it. Or prying it open. (Don't judge my methods!) I use a screwdriver usually. Sometimes I use a butter knife.
Facing the Gunk
Prepare yourself. What lies beneath might haunt your dreams. Seriously, it's usually a soggy collection of lint, hair, and maybe even a lost sock. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I have a confession: I don't always wear gloves. Sue me. (Okay, please don’t sue me.) But really, is a little bit of slightly-used water *that* bad?
Time to pull out the drain plug. This is where things can get…interesting. Be ready for a little flood. I usually keep a towel handy. Or ten.
Now, for the unpopular opinion: I sometimes just use my fingers to scoop out the gunk. Is it gross? Yes. Is it effective? Absolutely.
The Hose Hustle
Next up: the drain hose itself. This is where things *really* get exciting. It's like a lint and grime filled slinky.
Detach it carefully! (Or, you know, just yank it off. I won't tell.) But try not to break anything. Broken washing machines are sad.
I like to run water through the hose. Forcefully. See all that nastiness come out! It's strangely satisfying. Like popping bubble wrap, but grosser.
Now, some people use fancy brushes and tools. Me? I usually just shake it really hard. And maybe poke it with a stick. Whatever works, right?
Another unpopular opinion: I sometimes put the hose in the dishwasher. Don't judge me! It gets things clean!
Reassembly Required (Maybe)
Okay, everything is relatively clean(ish). Time to put it all back together. This is usually the hardest part for me.
Remember how everything was connected? No? Me neither. Time for some educated guesses. And maybe a YouTube tutorial.
Reattach the hose. Make sure it's secure! (Unless you *want* another flood.) Tighten the clamps. Or use zip ties. Whatever floats your boat.
Screw the access panel back on. Or snap it into place. Or just leave it off. No one will notice, right? (Just kidding! Mostly.)
The Grand Finale
Run a test cycle! Watch for leaks. Pray to the laundry gods. Hope you didn't mess anything up too badly.
If everything is working, congratulations! You’ve conquered the Maytag drain! If not…well, there’s always YouTube.
Cleaning the drain on your Maytag washer might not be glamorous. But it's a necessary evil. Plus, it gives you something to brag about at parties. (Maybe.)
So, embrace the gunk. Conquer the grime. And remember, you're not alone in this laundry-related adventure. We’re all in this together!
And remember to always consult your Maytag washer's manual. It may have some *actually* useful advice. Unlike this article.
Good luck! And may your laundry be ever in your favor. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash my hands. And maybe my entire body.